When I die

So I always find myself morbidly going around saying "when I die do this." I guess since my mom got cancer and died twice I guess I just accepted it is going to happen at any point, out of my control and I should have all my estates in order before I do drop dead (likely from dark chocolate maple creme filled Russell Stover eggs).

Things I've requested so far:

• If I'm really dead, donate all plausabile organs then donate my body to science under the single condition that when science is done my body is cremated and returned to my family/spouse
• Have someone dressed as the Grim Reaper and chill out at my burial (if there is one) and the funeral
• Throw a party for the "wake;" celebrate life and don't wallow in my loss
• Distribute a copy of a studio Ghibli film (preferably Kiki's Delivery Service) to every child in attendance of funernal/wake (age just born to about 15)
• Make sure you have a chocolate fountain
• Sell my My Littest Petshop collection on Ebay. It's probably a small fortune, I just want to keep it as long as I'm alive
• PHOTOBOOTH at the wake (work out people crying details...) Maybe sailor moon themed?
• Costco Cake, lots of it
• Read and publish my obituary (this should be written in a journal somewhere. I'll start the one I like the best before I die)
• If both I and my partner have passed, my cats must be surrendered to their godfather OR someone in either of our families, they may never be put in a shelter (if that means money is needed, it will be allocated to prevent sheltering our babies)
• Thor goes straight to Shaun, my brother
• Cremate me and make my ashes in those pretty art glass things (http://www.artfromashes.com/index.htm)
• If you bury me instead, bury me all natural (assuming I'm dead dead dead and unusual for science) in a wooden box with a string tied to my finger that leads to a bell on the surface so if I'm not really dead I can ring it before I suffocate under ground
• Or make me a tree (http://www.capsulamundi.it/en/) 

Things I DO NOT want to happen:

• Do not with hold perfectly good organs from being donated if I'm dead
• Don't throw me into the ocean
• Don't leave me on a shelf by myself for long periods of time
• Don't pull the plug if I have brain activity
• Don't turn me into a sex toy
• If you bury me do not drain my blood and put formaldehyde in it unless there was foul play afoot
• Don't eat my ashes, you cannot become my awesome by eating me
• No open casket because likely I will be cremated or buried naturally only
• No clowns